he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
Howard wants to buy 28 bags of Cheetos. Each bag costs $65, how much money will he spend?
Answer: Howard doesn’t give a fuck, hes gonna buy 28 bags of cheetos.
THANK YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING THAT SENT ME THIS!!!!!
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
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Actual Victoria’s Secret Angel → Taylor Swift
"cas u should unbutton ur shirt just a little. i mean, for your date. okay maybe one more button. no just one more you wanna look good for your date cas. just one more button cas okay maybe like 2 or 3 more buttons"
don’t ever fucking touch me again because Dean Winchester loves Castiel so fucking much.
Black and white depression blog, I follow back similar
THIS THIS THIS
so true bloody hell
Which is why i no longer have many friends
Get your facts straight, CNN.
If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.
friendly reminder that when they were making armor for the monsters in the LOTR movies colbert came on set and gave tips to improve and make them more accurate
Because without all the memories maybe it wouldn’t hurt so damn much.
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